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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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