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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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