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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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