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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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