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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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