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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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