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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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