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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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