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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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