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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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