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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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