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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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