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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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