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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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