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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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