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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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