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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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