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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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