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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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