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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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