Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.