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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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