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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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