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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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