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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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