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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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