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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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