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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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