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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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