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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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