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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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