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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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