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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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