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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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