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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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