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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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