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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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