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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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