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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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