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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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