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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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