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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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