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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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