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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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