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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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