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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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