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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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