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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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