Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.