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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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