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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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