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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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