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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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