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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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