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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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