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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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