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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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