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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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