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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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