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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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