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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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