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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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