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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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