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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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