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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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