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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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