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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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