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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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